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"Any Americans in"

LOL!! [laugh]

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Hank wrote:
"Any Americans in"

It's funny cos it's true! Oops! there's another!

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"So, what do you do for a living?"

Stating the obvious about famous people "So, Tony Blair - he's a bit smarmy, isn't he?"

Cheap and obvious drug references.

"So I stabbed him"

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Comics who genuinely believe that there are certain topics which are hack.

It's not what you talk about - it's how you talk about it.


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That's the point I clumsily tried to make. And as Alan can not remember any comedy that he has seen he is not the best person to tell people what not to say. He'll probably forget half the posts on this thread anyway.

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"So....Weapons of mass destruction...."

FUCK OFF!! ;-O ;-O

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Anything that "mirrors" Owl Faced US comedians.

Who who, who who, are you talking about?

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"So....Weapons of mouse destruction...."

FUCK OFF!! ;-O ;-O

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Hank wrote:
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"So....Weapons of mouse destruction...."

FUCK OFF!! ;-O ;-O

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Wheres the cheese then, post altering mother fucker?

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Anything that is a thinly guised letter sent to Viz in 1996. I have all the back issues and a photographic memory. So if I hear anything I recognise I'll spew. On the spot.

By the way....

I'll say what the fuck I want when I want to fucking say it. If I want to say I have just split up with my mythical fucking job that I hate, I'll say. If you dont like it. Dont listen.

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I'll say what the fuck I want when I want to fucking say it. If I want to say I have just split up with my mythical fucking job that I hate, I'll say. If you dont like it. Dont listen.

Already been condemed to room 101 m'dear

get over it

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Wheres the cheese then, post altering mother fucker?

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polabear wrote:
I'll say what the fuck I want when I want to fucking say it. If I want to say I have just split up with my mythical fucking job that I hate, I'll say. If you dont like it. Dont listen.

Already been condemed to room 101 m'dear

get over it

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I guess the moral of the story is, don't try and get laughs from lame jokes that other comedians have already used. It's the repetition that bothers me. When you're thinking "Hey - that wasn't your joke. Why are you watching you?"

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Life is a load of old shite anyway. Why shouldn't comedy reflect that?

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