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Was his young singing female companion a pre-fame Lily??


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Hang on... I think I've got an ad-lib on the way... erm...

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:? :( whattttt?

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erm...

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heehee! just like the old days!

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terryfrisby wrote:
witnessed so called legend Keith Allen die when he wasn't even on the bill! He turned up at Up the Creek one night and proceeded to get on stage before the show started and blabble about nothing for 15 minutes, introduced his non comedian buddy on stage who died for 10 minutes then also brought his 18 year old female companion on stage to sing some sort of acapella song which was truley cringeworthy but threatened to beat the shit out of every audience member who didn't give her a standing ovation. As he was already incredibly pissed and dying on his arse he decided once the show had started to heckle inanely every single act. Unfortunately he came up against Brendan Burns who ditched his material and spent 20 minutes nailing Keith with everything but the kitchen sink. Beautiful


This sounds great. I fucking hate that unfunny talentless waste of airtime cunt (Lilly Allens Dad, right?)
What was Brendon Burns saying to him then, remember anything. Please elaborate ?


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Rob (or Robert) Newman famously died at Screaming Blue Murder in 1990 or 91. Before leaving the stage he hectored the audience, telling them that he "made more money than all of them". Nice stuff.


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I died at Banana Cabaret one hot summer evening. Mark Thomas followed me and promptly died as well. It was just too hot and this was before Banana got AC. Years later, they took me up on my suggestion and invested in AC. :lol:


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The Boosh at the Perrier show in 99 - Noel was most displeased with the audience and vented his spleen whereas Julian just went off.

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Alex Zane died on his arse in Edinburgh but then again I wouldn't really call him a comedian


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deian wrote:
Been waiting nearly 7 years for a flippin' answer!!


Hahaha bloody hell that tickled me in just the right place!


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Yes Keith - Lily's dad

Tony Allen would NEVER heckle another act

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I saw Chris Rock bomb at the Laugh Factory in NYC.

...once saw Robin Williams doing a double act with Sam Kinison at the Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. ...old Sam literally blew him off the stage...

...in reverse, I once - just once, mind you - actually saw Max Starr make one person laugh...


What a confusing world...


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...another time i saw this hack named ''teddy' or some effeminate name like that dress like a woman, make a few people laugh at some shithole in edinburgh that i can't remember the name of and am not even sure it still exists (or deserves to), and then after his spot took on the Paisly rugby team in the men's toilet...

...not much laughing, but lot's of grunting...


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Top act notorious for having a big nose normally dressed smart and at that time was my absolute favourite comic of all... I booked and he turned up to headline at my new year's gig like a scruffbag... he preceded to steam in hard to a couple who were talking calling them cunts probably on 2nd interaction... having lost the audience somewhat with a little overeactive agression he then chose the wrong moment on New Year to do stuff about Tampons and started to get some heckles... it was at his point that he posed the scenario curtailing mid joke without the punchline... How would it be if I let this gig bomb? I know I'm a top act, I don't need this... I got a diary full of prestigeous gigs to last me 6 months. it was a new year gig and the countdown was imminent and with various people getting up to show disgust and go for a fag it bombed as he brought out a harmonica and made squealing noises... people heckled positively saying "finish the joke' carry on" say some funny stuff" but time ran out as we had to tune in to Big Ben... It was all I could do to prevent the club owner from killing him as he'd called his brother in law cunts and bombed it big time at a crucial moment. Needless to say the opening night of a regular club was curtailed right then.


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