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Bloody brilliant in a small room, would love to see them in front of a large crowd.

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I must agree, they are fantastic, worked with them in Sydney. Great people.

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Message from Mr. Damage:

In case anybody is in any doubt we're definitely coming back around 20th of Sept... The flight is booked and my visa runs out.

Remember the Pear Shaped motto... "FUCK 'EM!"

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Not sure if we need old people like this on the scene cluttering up the circuit stopping young acts breaking through.

That old chap the Brixton Bank Manager, Norby something, is still out there as well.

Any wonder some young comics can't get paid work.

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jug wrote:
Not sure if we need old people like this on the scene cluttering up the circuit stopping young acts breaking through.

That old chap the Brixton Bank Manager, Norby something, is still out there as well.

Any wonder some young comics can't get paid work.

Suppose the same could be said for promoter's.

Brian Damage and Krysstal are superb, I'd like to see the young act, they're stopping coming through ???

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Go to any newish club in London and you'll see umteen young, thrusting dynamic acts

many of whom even make it on to the 'stage' some weeks

stand aside grandad that's my watchwords for this summer

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Isn't Australia far enough aside to be standing?

Also, I would point out that Mr. Damage is one of the few promoters
who does book anyone (of any age) including people he
"hasn't seen before" and doesn't charge any of them £230 for a "diploma"
in talking bollocks - or make them do "auditions" ...
and even gives some of those "paid tens" that according to you
are well lost in mists of history when dinosaurs like yourself ruled the earth.

All they have to do is turn up - a simple task which many of them find
doesn't fit in with their social lives.

I'm not getting into a discusion of his act.

Aren't you a tad old yourself though, you miserable old hypocrite?

He is also a man of inestamable charm who doesn't feel the need
to shove his age and experience up other people's arses with adjectives like
"young" and improper pro-nouns like "master".

And he's got a nice face.

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and he's not half as easy to wind up as you young sir !

mind you banners bit far quicker than you did

it is a comedy site so take the key out of your back

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Haven't seen them for a while, but they are really funny everytime I've seen them. I love the cannibal song.


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We'll be back on 20th of September... hungry for gigs and accomodation... and Danish bacon mmmm.

Any suggestions?

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Arren't the Australian Immigration Service wonderful!

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I reckon a Danish pig will be the best bet for the bacon.


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mmmm... Ulrika?

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She's swedish

not a full swede just swede - ish

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Yes but she's still a babe!

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