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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:34 pm    Post subject: IMPORTANT: New users Reply with quote

Due to an inordinate amount of spammers hitting this forum we will not be automatically authorising ANY new users.

To register as a user complete the process as normal. But then you MUST send an email to forums@chortle.co.uk asking for your account to be activated. Be sure to include the user name you had requested.

Sorry for the extra inconvenience, but blame the Russian mafia pushing bogus Viagra pills
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

they're bogus? damn.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*wonders*Why would the Russian mafia want to stimulate British comedians' netherparts...*/wonders*
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Melted_Welly wrote:
*wonders*Why would the Russian mafia want to stimulate British comedians' netherparts...*/wonders*



trying to get a rise out of us?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:48 pm    Post subject: Re: IMPORTANT: New users Reply with quote

Chortle wrote:


Sorry for the extra inconvenience, but blame the Russian mafia pushing bogus Viagra pills



For some reason I thought this said "bogey Viagra Pills"


wouldn't like one of those coming out of my nose!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which is worse though -

spammers pushing pills or pillocks pushing SPAM ?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about persons urging the youth to REVOLUTE?

Are they deserving of being banned?

Tell me.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Revolute? You want "the youth" to be "rolled backward or downward?" (which is what revolute means)

Or did you mean "Revolt?"

Funny how drug addiction addles one's brain, innit Coughland? ...er, uh, I mean ...(e)maceo (ated)...
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