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russ
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 Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:07 pm Post subject: What is Chortle News? |
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This is a thread to discuss the news stories that appear on Chortle. Every story will automatically have its own thread here.
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tony cowards
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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Oooer!
Nothing to say really, just wanted to be the first Chortler to post in this virgin section.
I popped the "Chortle News" cherry!
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tony cowards
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Bum...it looks like Tony Brand beat me to it and I'm just having his virtual sloppy seconds.
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russ
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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Too slow off the mark 
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TheUnrelatedFamily
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'Whose'? Rushdon'? I'd give that story a bit of a wash and brush up before posting it up again...
Still, good that Clue triumphed, as it always is.
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TheUnrelatedFamily
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Oh, fuck. You know that phrase 'tail between your legs'? I've grown a tail specially to fully appreciate the term.
Pre-coffee posting is never a good idea. Neither is a forum without an edit option!
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Graeme Casey
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| The Duke of Wellington had a tail. |
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spudfish2
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Graeme Casey wrote: | | The Duke of Wellington had a tail. |
No Graeme, he had an army. |
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Paul_39
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| ...and when they when up...they went up. |
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